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Exercise Like a Bad-Ass Agent: A Training Guide

Exercise like a Bad-Ass Agent A Training Guide

A Special Report by Agent Ellipsis

So you think you’re cut out to be an Agent, huh?

Being an Agent is more than wearing a sweet suit and saving the kitten from the tree! You need to have muscles! You need cardio! You need to be fit!

Are you up for the challenge? I hope so, recruit!

Below are some tips to get you started in your journey to being the most bad-ass Agent out there.

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My Fellow Geeks Went to San Diego Comic Con 2015 and All I Got was this Lousy Shirt Amazing List

San Diego Comic Con 2015

This past weekend thousands of my fellow geeks descended upon San Diego, California for the 2015 Edition of the Annual San Diego Comic Con. And while I did not attend, I kept a keen eye on my Twitter feed.

Unlike most Comic Conventions, San Diego Comic Con isn’t just about the comic books; their artists and writers, it’s become an annual launchpad for movies and television announcements and debuts.

Here’s my recap of the ten things that caught my eye from this year’s Con!

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They Started as Toys: Ten Toy Inspired Cartoons, Films, and Comics

First They Were Toys

In order to increase sales of toys marketers have always used Saturday Morning Cartoon commercial breaks, but some went to the extreme creating whole new brand monsters that took on a lives of their own. From He-Man and the Masters of the Universe to Transformers, Care Bears, G.I. Joe, Pound Puppies, and countless others, let’s look at the franchises of in variety of mediums spawned from toys, in order to increase the sale of those toys.

Keep in mind this was 30 years ago, before the marketers of today realized that releasing toys to a movie, will boost a movie.

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