The Hitman’s Bodyguard
Writer: Tom O’Connor
Director: Patrick Hughes
Release: August 18, 2017
Tagline(s): Everyone’s out to get them… If they don’t kill each other first.
The world’s top protection agent has a new client: His worst enemy.
Never let him out of your sight. Never let your guard down. Never fall in love.
Get Triggered
It’s not the size that matters… It’s how you use it.
In a dangerous world, everyone needs a bodyguard.
The hitman vs the bodyguard, boring vs bold, cool vs covert, cautious vs chaotic, social vs silent, logic vs luck. Hitman or bodyguard, they get the job done.
Executive Producer(s): Jason Bloom, Christa Campbell, Boaz Davidson, Tom de Mol, Scott Einbinder, Jeffrey Greenstein, Lati Grobman, Avi Lerner, Yariv Lerner, Jing Chris Liu, Qiuyun Long, Matthew Milam, Christine Otal, Trevor Short, Douglas Urbanski
Co-Executive Producer(s): Marcel de Block, Samuel Hadida, Victor Hadida, Willem Pruijssers, Lonnie Ramati
Producer(s): Mark Gill, Matthew O’Toole, John Thompson, Les Weldon
Co-Producer(s): William Paul Clark
Associate Co-Producer(s): Bo Shen, Shixing Zhou
Stars/Actors: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Salma Hayek, Elodie Yung
Music by: Atli Orvarsson
Production Company: Summit Entertainment
Genre(s): Action, Comedy, Thriller
ID: tt1959563
Rating: R
Runtime: 118 minutes
Synopsis: The world’s top bodyguard gets a new client, a hitman who must testify at the International Criminal Court. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time.
Declassified by Agent Palmer: The Hitman’s Bodyguard is the Comedic John Wick You Didn’t Know you Wanted
Quotes and Lines
Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word “motherfucker.”
Michael Bryce: My job is to keep you out of harm’s way.
Darius Kincaid: Shit, motherfucker. I am harm’s way.
Darius Kincaid: Motherfucker, I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don’t give up that wheel.
Michael Bryce: Have you ever said please or thank you…
Darius Kincaid: Please, motherfucker!
Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?
Darius Kincaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
Michael Bryce: That’s not really how that expression works.
Darius Kincaid: That’s the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
Michael Bryce: Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean… life doesn’t usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
Darius Kincaid: I made that jump on one leg.
Michael Bryce: I made that jump without jumping.
Michael Bryce: Go with God! This man’s killed over 150 people.
Darius Kincaid: 250, easy.
Michael Bryce: Yeah, but they love you. Me, they want to perform an exorcism on.
Darius Kincaid: Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them?
Darius Kincaid: You’re going to pardon an innocent woman? That’s mighty fucking white of you.
Darius Kincaid: Tick-tock, motherfucker!
Darius Kincaid: Go to FTP site Raven 257. Just load it up.
Moreno: Exhibit 18-D. We’ve confirmed the coordinates.
ICC Court Clerk: It’s asking for a password.
Darius Kincaid: Oh, sorry. Er, password… “Dukhovich is a dick”, all caps, uh, except “dick” is lower case.
Darius Kincaid: The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn’t prepared to wait that long.
Michael Bryce: I can protect someone from bullets and explosives, but there’s nothing I can do against indiscriminate use of mayonnaise for 68 straight years.