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Special Report: Quest of Chronology | 25 Years Later the Legend Begins: Skyward Sword

The Real Legend of Zelda

Special Report by Agent Parker

“Rise… The time has come for you to awaken… You are fated to have a hand in a great destiny, and it will soon find you… The time has come for you to awaken…”

With that, a legend is born.

Burdened with near impossible tasks, the events of “Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword” send the original hero of Hyru – wait, Hyrule hasn’t been created yet?

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A Movie Review of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | The Return to Middle Earth

The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” These were the lines I was waiting for as I sat in the theater to seeĀ The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. They weren’t the first lines of the movie as I had hoped but Peter Jackson and his writing crew had more to accomplish than just telling the story of The Hobbit.

He had to weave us back through the Lord of the Rings, where he started our cinematic voyage through Middle Earth, back to the story that set it all into motion.

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Special Report: The Real Legend of Zelda: Quest of Chronology | Prelude

The Real Legend of Zelda

Special Report by Agent Parker

This may be a kind review when it’s all done.

Then again, it may not.

In between my kids’ and wife’s shifts of essential dominance over the television thanks to Netflix, I’ve taken it upon myself to play through – in order – the canon-friendly titles of the Zelda universe (no CDi or LCD games, for the love of Hylia) that I can get my hands on, either via existing console cartridges and discs or emulation.

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Field Report: An Infiltration of the Great Allentown Comic Con 2012 | Some things just can’t be replaced.

The Great Allentown Comic Con Comic Book Convention

I recently infiltrated the Great Allentown Comic Con in the city’s Merchants Square Mall. The attendance was not what it had been in the past and there weren’t quite the number of dealers that usually show up, but that can be attributed to the beating this and surrounding areas had taken due to Superstorm Sandy and the Nor’Easter that dumped winter weather in New Jersey.

Attendance aside, the atmosphere was upbeat – how could it not be with a room full of comics!

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